If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Grief Jokes
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.