Grief jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make him clap until his parents come back.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
The parents used to hit him.
His parents got into a car crash and died.
He became an orphan in an orphanage. The people there hit him. He looked up and said "Parents?"
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Setting: Funeral Home
Customer: Yes, I was considering what would be the best option for cheap cremation, but I feel that's silly to ask.
Funeral Director: Oh! We do have these nice urns over here at a discounted 75 percent off.
Customer: Okay? What's the catch? That's almost 300 dollars off?
Funeral Director: I assure you these are top-of-the-line urns and will keep your loved ones' remains secure and dry.
Customer: Okay?
Funeral Director: Yep, these have only been used once, so it is absolutely worth the purchase.
By: MiniMemorials.com
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"