Gravity Falls jokes

My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

Fall

Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

The twins are falling down.

Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...