Gravity Falls jokes

My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up?

She had no friends.

Knock Knock (Who's there?)

Not Sally...