Grandma jokes

Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandma's dead.

My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.

What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?

Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

I was eating this girl out the other night, and I tasted horse semen, so I said to her, "Oh, that's how you died, grandma!"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to see Grandma.

Mom: Shut up and keep digging.

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.