A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
i was happy to find i could get a passing grade in all my subjecks if i had sex with my teacher untill i rememberd im home schooled
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???
Because they have a home room
my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont
What is the three worst years of a black child's life First grade
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight a's
A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47
Why did sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Asian Grading scale A- Average B- Half Average C- Stupid idiot D- FAILURE! CANT EVEN DO CALCULUS! F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CANT EVEN GET A JOB AT A MCDONALDS!
