I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
Grades Jokes
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
