why are orphans not that good at baseball? they can never hit a homerun.
I started crying when dad started cutting onions. Onions was a good dog.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt? Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy. Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football I hear they have good hang time
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
