Good Will jokes

Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?

Because it got everybody's pokes!

Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

Why are Indians so good at football?

Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

Me: Good night, everyone.

My friends and family: Night.

Me: *gets in coffin*

My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?

My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a good year, and one's a great year.

I had a good time with friends!

My grief counselor died just the other day.

He was so good though, I didn't care.

What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?

“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”

Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.

If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

I started crying when my dad cut up onions.

Onions was such a good hamster.

There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

"All I want is a good Blow Pop."

"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

"Or adopt Three Musketeers."

"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."