Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
I hate these double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium and your doing a good thing, burn a body at home and your destroying evidence
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.