Good things jokes
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The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What’s one good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in a school zone.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.