My Teacher said ̈Im gonna leave soon, i dont want to be here anymore! ̈, So i shot her.
Teacher says okay class today were gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up Little Johnny how about you go first. Little jonny: " I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A kid tell me he was gonna f$&k my mom on Fortnite! So I toldhim I was gonna double pump his mom untill she was wet like moisty meyers
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my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it? “I’m gonna cashew!”
bro stop u guys r saying the same jokes over and over if ur gonna tell a 9/11 joke just go lagh about the great thumps
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
I will be back, im gonna get milk..... Me:....
What do you call a orphan taking a selfie A family portrait........ You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents
Wait..........
if I don't find a reason to live soon my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well what are you gonna do tell their parents?
ps. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
There is this fish, and this fish thinks if that fly drops 6 inches , I’m gonna jump out the water and eat that fucking fish !
Then there is a bear , he thinks if that fly drops six inches , that fish jumps up - I’m gonna run out there and eat that fucking fish !
This huntsman also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps up , bear runs out eats the fish . I’m gonna shoot that fucking bear .
Unbelievably there is a tiny little brave mouse , who also thinks to him self 🧐 if that fly drops six inches , fish jumps , bear runs , huntsman shoots ,
He’s bound to drop that cheese sandwich in his back pocket !!!!
I’m gonna eat that fucking cheese sandwich!!
Meanwhile ..,
there’s This cat !!!’ He sees what’s going on - if they fly drops six inches -the fish =bear =huntsman =mouse eating the cheese sarnie....
Easy pickings ...
Anyway bang 💥 the fly drops six inches . Fish jumps up . Bear grabs the fish . Huntsman shoots the fucking bear ,
DROPS HIS CHEESE SARNIE !!
Cat runs after mouse trying to get the cheese sarnie
The cat Slips over him ( stacks it ) cat falls in the river ...
LONG STORY I KNOW BUT THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS .............
every time a fly drops six inches a pussy get wet )
WALLOP ... try remembering all that in A pub pissed . Xx
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny bc no parents are gonna be told
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarter back."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
What do you no when your sad? Kick and orphan! What are they gonna so? Tell their parents?
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium? Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
I can’t wait for collage....5min. Later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself
People tell me to be nice to orphans so I say what are they gonna do tell their parents
