Gold Digger

Gold Digger Jokes

Family

Family all eating at the table.

Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."

Sister: "Stop the cap."

Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."

Dad laughed.

Stepmom storms out of the room.

Friend

My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.

Worm

Time for a Terraria joke.

What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?

A gold digger.

(play the game or watch some vids to understand)

Men

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.

Date

You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.

Object

What objects have the most gravitational force?

A Lambo and a gold digger.