Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
Gold Digger Jokes
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
