Girls jokes

Penis

  • There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."

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  • Dick

  • My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."

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  • Girl

  • Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."

    So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"

    And then she died.

    Boob

  • Knob Klondike, I want Ellen. Poobiess, please. I want big juicy pobs in me right now. Ellen girl, give milk boob to me with good Pochyy, babie.

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  • Helicopter

  • A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

    The helicopter blade!

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  • Depression

  • It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:

    Bullys are depressed.

    Nerds are depressed.

    Bad girls/boys are depressed.

    Kind humans are depressed.

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  • Parking spot

  • Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.

    The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”

    As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.

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  • Monkey

  • A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.

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  • Girl

  • A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”

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  • Orphanage

  • A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.

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