Girls jokes
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex, sex, sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"
Girl: "Dude, this is a library."
Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
I was always told I’m too small to ride, but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5.
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
So, Satan is in the delivery room having a child.
Soon, a feathered creature comes out. "Doctor," says Satan, "What is it?"
The doctor sighs. "Well, it's not a boy, and it's not a girl."
Satan looks frustrated. "THEN WHAT IS IT?!?!?"
The doctor looks up. "It's a goose."
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!