Girls jokes

A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"

What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus, and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection..." But she did.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."

A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.