When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much
like if you have a boyfriend girlfriend or husband or wife or a crush.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down Bad
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
one day little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad "were gonna go to my room and do some homework" and his dad said ok 5 minutes later little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room so he went to go see what it was and all he heard was "baby baby oh baby baby oh" little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said "little Johnny what are you doing in there" then little Johnny said "dad were just having sex" then little Johnny's dad said " oh i thought you were listing to some Justin bibber up in here
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said "but the world is round"
I said, babe you are my world.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock she's probably just pulling you're leg
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you
my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
Man:Can You be my girlfriend? Woman:Im Lesbian, Sorry Man:Oh, Heres your rope
i went fishing while watching porn and my girlfriend said ''well you want my fish''and i said but your not in the water.
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
Dad:Are you Gay? Kid:Yes. 10 days later. Kid:I’m going to my girlfriends house. Dad: I thought you were gay.? Kid:What’s wrong with you he’s the girly girl of our relationship dumba—Dad:Don’t swear and okay bud
Bully: how is your girlfriend? Me:I don't have one! BULLY: I KNOW! ME:HOW are you parents? *Walks out of orphanage*
My girlfriend didnt bring me the sandwich so i brought the gas
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
