if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
Guy and Girl are in shower talking to each other Guy:lets drop the soap Girl:lets do it
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: Wow look at that sexy body! Savvy!
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time....
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Two teenagers were raping an 11 year old girl in an ally, so I stepped into help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed, turns out the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
what the difference between a abortion and a baby girl in china nothing they both die
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
So I was raping this girl the other night and she said "Please just think of my kids!" I was like "What a Freak".
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls
i was at a funeral i kiss a hot girl i did not know she was the one that died
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH"
why did the white girl come back from african
because they was no water for her to drink i'm black
Had an amazing night with this girl woke up and it was my aunt now I’m inlove
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street. A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
