Ginger

Ginger Jokes

A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree which would hit the ground first?

the apple, because the rope caught the emo kid

Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.

Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."

Woman: "What's the bad news?"

Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."

Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"

Dr: "It's dead!!!"