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As a son, I set up a home date with my mom and my friend because I was going out of town. I set it up by telling my friend that my mom thinks he is cute, and I told my mom that my friend thinks that she is hot.

I came home the next day. I see in the living room my friend giving it to my mom doggy style. I ask what's going on. My mom said to me, "Meet your new daddy," then my friend said, "Hey son, get me a beer from the fridge."

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday? Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red Antarctica is in the south Get on your knees And open your mouth