A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!" The man with glasses frowns. "Where did all the others go, then?"
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
two pedo's are on the beach one pedo said hey get out of my son
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
