George Floyd jokes

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?

George Floyd was able to breathe again.

George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.

I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."

George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.

The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.

George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."

What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.

What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.

If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe

What's George Floyd's newest song?

"I can't breathe."

What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.

What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.