George Floyd

George Floyd jokes

Adult

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy zicam extreme congestion relief? George Floyd was able to breathe again

Submarine

What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?

Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."

Breath

Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.

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  • Short jokes

    Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars

    Memes

    Short jokes

    I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt

    And a person said to me:

    "That must be a bit tight round the neck".

    Sign Language

    Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

    Adult

    What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose

    Short jokes

    If George Floyd was in the new little mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs i took plenty Now i can’t breathe

    Short jokes

    How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.