George Floyd jokes
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?