George Floyd jokes
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
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Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
If George Floyd was in the new Little Mermaid: Under da knee Under da knee Counterfeit 20 Drugs I took plenty Now I can’t breathe
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.