George Floyd jokes
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What's George Floyd's newest song?
"I can't breathe."
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.