George Floyd jokes
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?
George Floyd was able to breathe again.
I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.
He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.
*I have seizures*
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.