Reveal party jokes

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?

Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.

Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."