Reveal party jokes
Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
How do you throw a surprise party at a hospital?
Bring a strobe light into the epilepsy ward.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Community talk
I hate when gender reveal parties end with the male partner not being happy that his female partner is having a certain gendered baby (e.g. female), telling its her fault that the baby is that gender but he is the actual dumb one as its his sperm that dictates the gender of the baby (Y chromosome - Male, X - Chromosome - Female).