Gay Guy jokes
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
🤔
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.