A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
What’s one thing that gay person scared at? A gay guy that’s straight!
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip? "Want me to pack your shit?"
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.
three gay guy walk into a bar there is only one stool left, what do they do
they flip the stool over
I met a gay guy last night Man was he a pain in the ass
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender fluid bisexual
How do you turn get a straight guy into you a gay guy well.... For starts you grab that ass of his drag him into the bathroom and tell him to suck my long big pineapple and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into dick suckin machine
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash
The gay guy says "somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!" . The trucker says "what the fuck did you just say fucker? Get over here I'm gonna wreck your ass!" . The gay man then says "it's okay everybody don't call he police! He wants to negotiate"
Why were condoms invented, so gay guys can have sword fights.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool? Flip it upside down.
What is it called what a gay guy punches someone?
- Fruit Punch
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face. Then he stopped & had sex again x6, now he was left with...
How do gay guys finish prayer? “GAYMEN!”
What’s a gay guy should be scared at? A Straight gay!!!
