Gay Guy jokes
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Two Native Americans
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they're sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, "How would you boys like a blow job?"
The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer.
His buddy looks over and says, "Hey Joe, what did you do that for?"
Joe replies, "Not sure but it was something about getting a job!"
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"