Gay Guy jokes
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
How do you know it’s a gay guy’s birthday?
Depends how hard they blow out the candles.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.