Gay Guy jokes
You think your friends get butthurt?
That's gay guys.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.