Gay Guy jokes
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Why do gay guys grow mustaches?
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.