Gay Guy jokes
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
How do you fit three gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave? The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
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Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.