Gaming jokes

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"

Incest. A game the whole family can play.

What's Thanos' favorite game?

Half-life.

Me: Wanna play 9/11?

Friend: What's that?

Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

An elderly woman and an elderly man were at a retirement home.

The man was shuffling a deck of cards for a card game.

The man asks, "Is it your first time?"

The woman replies, "It's been a while since a man has asked me that."

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.

What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...

I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.