Gaming jokes
what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?
Rainbow Six Siege.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.