Gaming jokes

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders.

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

Osama Bin Laden is his name.

Crashing planes is his game.

What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?

Minesweeper.

Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

What game do zombies like to play?

Corpse and Robbers.

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.