Gaming jokes

What is the most played game in Africa?

The Hunger Games.

What is Donald Trump's favorite game?

Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?

Space Invaders.

Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Non-binary people: *cries*

Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

Why can't orphans play online games? Because they don't have parents to sign them up.

Osama Bin Laden is his name.

Crashing planes is his game.

Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.

I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.

Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.

What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?

A plains biome.

What game do zombies like to play?

Corpse and Robbers.

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.