Gaming jokes
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.