Gaming jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.