Gaming jokes
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
Sans Undertale.
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
What is a tornado's favorite game?
Twister!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)