Gaming culture jokes

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!

What's the best card in Clash Royale?

The Credit Card.

Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

What's a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.