How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
STOP THATS MEAN YOR MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WITH DOWN SYNDROME!!!!
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk, fowl language is for chickens!
Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Sometimes i wish my gf was here that way we could have some fun in my bed, the I realize she's right across the hall. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA)!!
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
omg guys i finaly did it i made a head slicey boy. i haveheadless.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible Addison:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!! Layne:IKR Mom:SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYIMG TO SLEEP Addison:ok fine Layne:look at this joke Addison:HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA *Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
Fun fact! If you steal your sister's cat, she will be mad.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Hi how are you today
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Why don't romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten. 😂😂😂 (^O^)
