My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blowed up and okra was everywhere . I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,"whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,"wow I can't believe you did it! So whats your prize?" the guy says,"I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Suicide gives your security for the future. Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day and you can choose to postpone it.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Hey hunger games... im full!! This ain't your mama's monologue.
There were 500 bricks on a plane. One fell off. Little Sally was crossing a river full of crocodiles. How did she survive the river, she had a gun. When she got out of the river she died. Why? Because a brick fell on her head.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Never trust a donky, they are always full of shit.
The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them
Why are women like diapers? They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people? What’s up.
confucius man asy Full retard. it's an art a weapon and a lifestyle. once you go full retard there is no going back.
there's a truck full of babies. Whats worse that that. One baby being alive. What's worse than that. That baby having to eat it's way out. What's worse than that. That same baby coming back from seconds.
A starving homeless kid ask me for food
I said "sorry,my plate is full"
