Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
