What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Wat do u call a pool full of white people??.....kix
What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.
yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people she thinks its a twinkie lmao xd
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. -- They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
