What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
What do you call a pool full of retards? Vegetable soup
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.