Full

Full jokes

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.

Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!

Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.

I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.

Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.

What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

The room was full of arm amputees.

  • 4
  • What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

    You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.

    Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.

    I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.

  • 0