Fucking Fruit
why do you call a pineapple a pineapple
because it is a pineapple pin apple apple pen doudodo
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
- Come post!
what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
what is beethovens favorie fruit
bana na na
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on pole-tree.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
I ask my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her how did you do that but there was no response.
Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion". The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣
What is a vampire's favourite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism
Did you hear the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.
Ok so i ate a apple and it tasted good
