Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
If your boyfriend doesn't get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon? One of them is fun to hit with a sledge hammer and the other one is just a watermelon.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.
What did the teacher say to the student?
Orange you glad to see me?
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
Pineapple goes on pizza
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I'm a vegetable.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit? Frankie: Pineapple duh what's yours? Tyler: Pineapple Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there? Frankie: Right Now Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom? Frankie: Now enough talk let's fuck Tyler: I fought you never asked
All these oranges but you still orange the one for me
