Fruit jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
I like mangoes.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.