What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? -- Bananana!
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
