Fruit jokes
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.