Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Fruit Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
I like mangoes.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
