Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?