Fruit

Fruit jokes

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?

The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna.

Banna who?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Banna who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.