What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What do lemons π wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Why donβt oranges π go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why does the orange π beat the other fruits π in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! ππ
Why did the lemon π go to the doctor π©ββοΈ?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What is a superheroβs π¦ΈββοΈ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
Why were the cherries π crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why did Ms. Grapes π want to marry Mr. Grapes π?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Why did the strawberry π go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What are twinsβ favorite fruit?
Pairs π.
Why is Mrs. Grapes π a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why did the cantaloupe π jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon π.