Friend: Want to play fall guys?
Friend 2: Yup
Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
my friend committed suicide yesterday...at least he went out with a bang
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Friend: You ok man?
Me: Yea.. I'll just leave myself "hangin" tonight...
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
what do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common. ones the pull it out everyone wants to be there friend.
Husband: Honey, Do you want sex? Whife: No thanks i have a headache. Husband: Is that your final answer? Whife: Mmmmm. Husband: Are you shure? -Whife Yes Husband: No doubts? Whife: No Husband starring a long time at his whife. Husband: Okey, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend. -
Me:Ima sign up to be a clow My friend : why? Me:because my life is a joke 😂
My friend asked for something dark and creamy l said .....GU KHA
A friend warned me that if I voted for Goldwater in 1964 we'd end up bombing North Viet Nam. Well, I voted for him anyway, and sure enough, we ended up bombing North Viet Nam.
One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. 'Why are you early, it is not even christmas?' - ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Lets worry about you instead' says Santa. What is the problem my friend?' - I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i'll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!
friend: what fly's and cry's
you: a cloud
friend: what goes up but not down
you: your age
what did I say to my friend job ur new name is jojo Siva
clarissa is here is here with us
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
hi Eric le
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits, I guess You could say I have friends with benefits
friend. your mums fat
Me well your mums so fat she played pool with the planets
