Newest French Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

French feminist Luce Irigaray calls "E=mc2" a "sexed equation." She claims
that it is sexist because "privileges the speed of light over other speeds that
are vitally necessary to us." Irigaray thinks its sexist for the formula to
"privilege that which goes faster."
Irigaray believes that all of physics is sexist. She sees a massive male
conspiracy in physics that has made fluid mechanics, which she associates
with the feminine, less developed than solid mechanics. She thinks male
physicists are deliberately not studying fluid mechanics because men's
bodies don't have a particular fluid in them: menstrual fluid.
I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND
BEYOND
THE EMOTION OF ANGER

Foreigners hearing someone speaking French
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Europeans hearing someone speaking French
He is speaking the language of gays

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Your gifts are
accepted, what
does your mortal
heart desire?
Lord of the Rings
Trilogy, completely the
same. But the orks sound
aggressively French.
....why?
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Nah bro, French be wild!

is
-vous si le train est en retard?
Savez
Connaissez
C

JESUS
RAY THAT TURNS YOU
INTO FRENCH FOR YOUR SINS
WOMAN CRYNG BECAUSE SHE
DOESN'T WANT TO BE FRENCH

French fries aren't cooked in France
Where are
they cooked?
In Greece

What do you call a gay French man? A faguette!

What does a french guy say when he falls off? Oh no, eiffel!

Every culture has weird food.

Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.

Le fishe de la toilette [Plays french music]

would you like some wine with those french cries?

Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem

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ob scene ob-scene |əb'sēn|
adjective
(of the portrayal or description of sexual matters) offensive or disgusting by accepted standards of morality and
decency: obscene jokes | obscene literature.
• offensive to moral principles; repugnant: using animals' skins for fur coats is obscene.
ORIGIN
late 16th century: from French obscène or Latin obscaenus 'ill-omened or abominable'.
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In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!

French jab is ban French’s backwards

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

I asked my french mate if he had a games console he said Oui !

I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)