Fortnite

Fortnite Jokes

Son

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?

Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?

Pants

Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.

Escape

Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

Dyslexic

Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"

Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.

Breath

Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).

Schizophrenia

Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

Schizophrenia

Symptoms of Schizophrenia

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations