A: Do you eat food? B: Yes... A: You can sit on deez nuts then! B: omg i have depression now
I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
whats sephen hawkings favrout food hi left shoulder
whats stephen hawkings favrout robot him as his shoulder / wellchair
What’s Stephan Hawkins favourite food?
His left shoulder
Like if you love food!!
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business
Cheese gimme cheese
( inspired by a friend)
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Q.What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Ubereats? A. The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
@blue takis?
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
An Orphan is at a barbeque and is getting food, A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Do you ate chef boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big
Dont see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return. If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too though.
what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder
