DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said Chinese food, so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said Indian, so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything and person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?
Person #2: No you can have it.
Person #1: Ok, thanks...
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: That’s about as far as I got too!
why are the ppl that get ur order at restaurants called waiters,they don't wait for the food we wait for the food they should be called note take they take notes for food
One day a lady and her husband we re talking and it was time for dinner he got up and sat at the dinning room table and the lady brang the plate of food in and she sat it down in front of him ,what s this he said (the lady said a piece of shit ....honey! Wants some water to drink
eat cockroaches
i make baby mush
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
How do you start a rave in Etiopia? You put food ceiling and they start jumping.
whats juice wrlds favourite salad? a seizure salad
The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,
"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.
A: Do you eat food? B: Yes... A: You can sit on deez nuts then! B: omg i have depression now
I'm on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
whats sephen hawkings favrout food hi left shoulder
whats stephen hawkings favrout robot him as his shoulder / wellchair
What’s Stephan Hawkins favourite food?
His left shoulder
Like if you love food!!
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
