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Fly jokes

Airplane

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"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

Wing

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If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Plane

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Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Time

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Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

Car

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If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Plane

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I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

9/11

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This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.