Fly jokes

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.

What's the worst time to fly a plane?

My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.

Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!

I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

This category is messed up.

My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.

These two guys were texting each other.

Guy 1: How are you?

Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*

Guy 1: ???

Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.

Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"

The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.

Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.