9/11 jokes just dont fly around me
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
My mom said my sister was an angel but when i threw her out the window she didnt fly
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
This Category is messed up. My Mom died in 9/11 at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
These two guys were txting each other.
Guy 1: How r u?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish.
Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't even know you could do. Then I smoked a joint, greened out. Then I turn into the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in. aklfhaofhasfahfakh AAAAAAAAA afahfioahflkf AAAAA
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
what do you call a terrorist that can fly? a dart
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
