Fly jokes
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!