Fitness

Fitness Jokes

your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet she couldnt because her fat ass cant fit on the tolilet seat

A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree. with one fits the ground first?

The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.

How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.