Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
How many people fit in a tree
I don't know you tell me.
Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
Hi guys I am Logan Taub the toad, I just want to say that by cock is so so so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also I am transπ
Ur so fat that when they tried to print a picture of u through the computer they couldn't fit u in the whole picture bc u were so big
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
Smg4 mario be like in Ohio: I donβt wanna do this.. Candice everyone: Candice? Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out
Your mum is so fat when she roleplayed wonder woman she couldnt fit in the invisible jet
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out
U SO SKINNY U CAN BEARLY FIT THROUGH A DOOR CRACK
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Knock Knock Who's there? Ahoy Mateys Ahoy Mateys who? Ahoy mateys balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
whats the difference from morbid humor & dark humor
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers
your head is so big it looks like traffic is able to fit on it
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down
