Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Big Head Jokes
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.