Big Head jokes

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!

Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!

Yo head built like 2 parentheses.

Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."

Ok, here's a story about the church.

There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.

Yo, forehead is so big...the photo on yo driver's license says "to be continued on the back."

Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.

Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.