Logan Taub

Logan Taub jokes

Cock

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Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans馃憤

Lgbt

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Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

Meat

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Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Thief

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So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

Dirty bastards.

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  • Lesbian

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    Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

    ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

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