If you have sex and your African parents find out
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else.
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at it's eyes.
Orphan finds genie
Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich
Genie: of course
Orphan:my second wish is to be famous
Genie:done
Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can't bring people back from the dead
how do trees find each other, they log-ate!
My disabled dad went to the grocery store
He got lost and yet they couldn’t find him
Finally he was found after a kid told them he was in the vegetable aisle
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry
whats the worst part about getting old?
going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks
*Say I'm a man after every sentence* You walk into a bar. (I'm a man) You find a girl . ( I'm a man) You take her home.(I'm a man) She whispers in your ear.(I'm a man)
I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.
the DNA told the taylor that he couldnt find his genes
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a needle stack.
Why did I fuçlc my dad? So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
What did Micheal Jackson find on his bed
Billies Jeans
Where do you find a cow with no legs? right where you left it!!!
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
So a man asked another man what’s your name and he says what’s it to ya. So the guy asked agoim and he says what’s it to ya. Come to find out his name was what’s it to ya
What's worse than finding 1 dead baby in a bin? Finding 1 dead baby in 5 bins.
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
