What did the doc say to the skeleton? You're skele-a-ton.
Figure Jokes
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
The bakery where I work is being robbed. I said to the people, "I am calling the police." Then I realized they did not come for the money; they came for the bread. Huh, go figure!
Julius's wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
