Fiery jokes

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Give a man a match, and he's warm for a few minutes. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.

The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"

And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.

FIERY LOS

I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.