Feminism jokes

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.

Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.

How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?

Fudge Packer.

Wanna hear a joke?

Woman's rights.

I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.

How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.

Normal girl stating her opinion.

My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

Girl: No, how?

Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

A strong woman.

modern feminism.