If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen.
How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned?
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
There are only women's rights causes because they leave you
